On 19 June, Paranoid turned 1 year old. Things are a little slow right now, in the run-up to MoP, so our party was modest but still fun! We have about 30-40 active members at the moment (out of approximately 100 total) and not all of them could make it. We also would have loved to see the people who are inactive now (although some keep in touch on the forums). After all, they helped to build Paranoid as well, but expecting them to pay a month’s sub for a party is a little much, we know… Still, you guys, we’re out here, being your Azerothian family and waiting for you to find your way home!
In the meantime, we had to be content with a surprise visit from one of our Inactives, Kiariss! It was fantastic to see you, Kia! So glad you could make it! <3
We raffled off some of the gold we’ve accumulated over the past year and threw an Oozeling in for good measure. Lots of booze was had by all and screenies mostly came out looking like that –>
Of course, a raid on Orgrimmar was required as well. Can’t have a Paranoid Party without /licking Garrosh Hellscream, now can we?
Somehow, we all died on top of Grommash Hold, which wasn’t incredibly convenient, as we had no way to get close enough to resurrect there. Spirit Healers were employed and Res Sicknesses contracted, and back we flew! Into the Orc’s den!
A brave Undead priest and later also a hunter tried to protect Garrosh’ innocence, but it was all in vain… Paranoid /licked and /slapped the Horde whelp and Ems even managed to steal his chair!
Here’s to another successfull year of Paranoid. May we all be shy and socially weird together! Hurrah!
Edit: There used to be a meme up there, hosted by Meme Creator. It was undoubtedly very funny, or I wouldn’t have posted it here. But Meme Creator broke the link, leaving only my not-as-helpful-as-I-thought-it-would-be image title of “Bonk!”
You will just have to imagine a very funny meme about Kalmah bonking something or someone. Soz about that.
A guildie posted this video to our forum and I thought I’d share it here, too. I had to pause it several times, because it was just so painful and recognisable to watch. It was also quite uplifting to see these people making progress, though. I hope it is of help to someone out there. 
Many thanks to Faust for the forum post!
