Founded in June 2011, Paranoid is a guild for the socially awkward, the shy, the people who’d like to raid, but get a headache just thinking about all the things they could screw up. The people who type a message to someone who’s LFM in trade, then backspace, then type, backspace, type, stare at what they’ve written, backspace again and go quest on their own. And if they do press enter, they’re relieved if they get the reply: “Sorry, full.”
The people who’ve never seen Naxxramas or even vanilla dungeons, because the thought of grouping with strangers (or even guildies) freaks them out. The people who don’t like talking in gchat. The people who are actually quite lively in gchat, but refuse to speak on vent. The people who would like to try tanking, but haven’t gotten any further than taunting mobs off the NPCs on that pvp island between Conquest Hold and Amberpine Lodge in Grizzly Hills. The people who’d like to see all the game content, not just the stuff you can solo. But if you want to solo, you just do it, without others trying to press you into grouping/talking/whatever.
Paranoid is a no-pressure guild and we have completed several Cata raids. We don’t demand you have your mains with us, we don’t ask you to read tactics and/or watch videos (I know it doesn’t help me at all!), we don’t care if you make a mistake that wipes the raid (seriously, we’re too busy worrying about our own mistakes), we won’t think badly of you if you suddenly need a break if you can’t take it anymore and it won’t cost you a raid spot. If you’d like to join with an alt and raid with us on a main, that’s fine!
We aimed to bring a bunch of people together who get this. Really get it. We want to play with the like-minded, who also sometimes say: “I’m out of social energy. I have to go” or “I need to turn off gchat for a while.”
It was a sweltering, painful trek through the treacherous caverns of Blackrock Descent for our three heroes. They had overcome many obstacles from ogre lords, sadists and drakonids, they had seen comrades fall and die, but they were determined.. the dark herald Corla was all that stood in their way..
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…and he pressed his lips to hers, in a long, sensual, passionate…
[tape reel snows up]
Sorry, my bad! Personal tapes locked up next time :-[
Anyhow, you get the picture! Allu, Kia and myself had been in a Blackrock Descent LFG run at what must have been almost 1 in the morning just yesterday. After tank vs. healer tension, we were left with the three of us. Kia went blood and Allu (despite not knowing the tactics) nuked the living daylights out of anything that moved, whilst I stood around and looked pretty :<
In the light of our ICC25 run, we wanted to post up a pic of us after the three of us took on the Corla achievement, just before we all lost the will to live!
